Hahaha.... After relaxing for 11 days....

hahahaha.... Pmr is over, my mom allowed me to relax for a month. But guess what? My life of mapling ended at the 11 th day!!!! You know, my dad said something like " Hahaha.. you are going to work soon you know?" "Do you know that you are 16 years old already? " I am 15 though lol.
He ordered my brothers and me to stop facing our darn coms and do something else like: you know la.

Fortunately, my dad, who is kind-hearted enough, allowed us to....

WATCH SOME TV!!!

He also said..... if we study for at least 6 hours a day........ he would permit us to....

LISTEN TO SOME DARN MUSIC!

He also added that if we study for 1800 days non-stop, he will show his generousity by lettin us enjoy 30 minutes of computer ! ( including computer loading time and shutting down)

Sorry people, but i will have to stop playing online games for at least 1 month or so.

Btw, I writen this post in my cousin's house lol.

3 more days till the end of PMR!!!

Hahahaha.... I just realized that pmr is easier than Upsr!!! for now only, lol.
I m writing this post on Saturday 5:12pm, lets do some math, if pmr ends at Tuesday 4:45, how long it take to obtain freedom?

6hours 48 minutes+48 hours+16 hours 45 minutes-3 minutes calculating= 71 hours 30minutes
= less than 3 days YAHOO.

You people may think this post is boring, but I am actually giving tuition on Maths to 3M students, so don't complain.

To 3M students: just a joke!

My Hari Raya Holidays!

Hahaha.... hari raya holidays are so fun til I am eating pizza now! hahaha, lemme show you a stage of my life, a.k.a Lame stage.

1st Saturday of holidays: forgotten

2nd Sunday : Went to my cousin's birthday for the sake of eating a cake.

3rd monday : Got dragged to my granpa's house , again. Couldnt sleep at night cause people shoot all the dam fireworks and it scared the dogs in my area. The dogs spammed barking till i lost sleep.

4th Tuesday : Cousin invite me to some boiling in tropicana, owned them all!!!!

5th wednesday : forgotten

6th Thursday : I gotta asked myself what did i do before write anything.

7th Friday : Use some imagination

8th Saturday : I on garena... I played warcraft.... I owned my cousins like cats owning dogs..... but I was playing foc. Sry to disappoint u tjen!

last day: In progress.

I know this is a boring post, so please dont read it.

To people who are smart enough

People, if you ever heard of rumours like " dotA is so fun!" " Only retards dont play dotA!"
Then please ignore them as though they were cows.

Dota sucks till the core! posting this for fun, dont take this post seriously.

Trials are over! The real fight begins!

Hahahaha... trials are over, alas! Another 1 month and we will all be free like birdies!Btw, my trial sucks, the below are my lousy and crappy results:

KH : 50+/60 I think
MT: 90% COW I LOST TO SO MANY PEOPLE!!!
SJ : 83% it may b a close-A but it is still an A!
GEO: Depends...... even nicholas( Smart boy) got 49/60, but who cares! geo suck!
BI : I dont get A i laugh
BM: I get A i cry
BC : Depends on our teacher's mood when she is marking!
SN: Pn. Azfahani ROXXOR!

Anyway, today is dam freaking @#$%^( no meaning),first of all, we have BC which was so dam freaking easy until i drew my IC on the question paper.

Seni was so fun, we played sudoku and walked around, so sien. Eugene the cow promised that he will come to my house and relax by playing a few rounds of dotA. But...... the cow got tuition and i spent my sweet 3 hours waiting for him , what a waste of time!

Btw, i am so jealous of my cousin who was just freed from the cage of UPSR, I M SO JEALOUS!!!!!! He played infront of me and said soemthing like" Haha, dotA so fun weh! Tze, u wanna play?" " Aiya, people who cant play are dam sad la, i pity them.."

I WAS SO BURNED UP!!!! F5 But who the hell cares, another 27 more days and I WILL BE FREE!! HAHAHA, ps chee pls dun abuse my name is ur blog , I felt hurt F4 lol. Posting my next post when the red sun shrinks!

No more hahaha.. a month to left to prepare for PMR!

Holy cow! How could this happen!? I just realized that today is actually 5th of September!!!! But who the hell cares.... i am just posting this for the sake of updating ps no time to post

Writing this post for fun!

Hahaha... on a boring day like tomorrow, a retarded teacher made an anouncement in a retarded tone and said "Student XXXXX in beyond godlike with H1N1!! someone stop him!! ( copy from dota)" Tjen was "I have the blessing of RX hahaha." and Eugene" Oh no! I forgotten to bring the *nice book*!"

After I heard this, I went to the canteen to wash my hands like a cow washing its legs and I was misunderstood by Tjen and Eugene just for abadoning them for 2 minutes, so silly. After eating my chicken rice, I washed my hands again, and again I was miunderstood by the 2 cows, Eugene and Tjen, silly as ever.

And again, I couldn't resist the urge to play dota though I told Tjen that I will quit. Again I played and again I fed, I fed so badly till my teammates scolded me noob though I am better than the rest of them. I am just writing this paragraph just to make this post longer and to increase your power hahaha.

Read a fairytail and stuff the ending into this paragraph, I am so lazy to write though I am writing now lol.

The day that I almost died on....

Hahaha.... On a boring saturday like today, I went to school for sake of not being whack by Mr.You-Know-Who, I don't wanna write his name just in case he discovers this blog and skin me alive.


It was so boring till I cried for 2 seconds, the science teacher didnt even bother to teach us and just slept there like a science teacher and leaving us discussing about world peace and that sort of crap. The math period was so fun man.... guess what? I brought something to school la ok, guess what izit?

A. a blink dagger









B. a retarded rubik's cube










C. a retarded laptop










D. a retarded handphone




YES! I brought................................................ a knife! my foot.... actually.. i brought a cube and we ( eugene the pro, tjen yao the pro and tzeheng the noob) played the cube like cows playing with a tiger til recess was omost over.( I should have brought a camera to school to take pictures...........)



Eugene was so brave, he continued playing like a woman when Pn. Haminda was in 3BR until I demanded him to stop. After that, we had a competition and the results are........



1st [ Champion of the day! ] Tjen yao!!!!!!------------------------------ 1:45 min



2nd[ Unlucky only! ] Tze ( me ) ------------------------------- 1.54 min



3rd [ "this cube is dam hard to twist leh!] Eugene--------------------- 2 min



Hahaha...... so sad Eugene, you were 6 seconds behind me.



After Math period, the real fun begins! muhwawahwhahhaha. Khairi or Kyrie joined the crowd and scolded me noob for the sake of wasting his saliva, he took the cube and lan[C] under Tjen and my nose like a Kyrie.



So he played and played and suddenly............. Mr.XXXXX appeared out of the pinks and entered our class! I was " Khairi ! Khairi! XXXX!XXXXX!", Tjen was " GG.com!", Eugene was " I don't wanna to live in fear, you dogs!" But , it was way too late,Khairi was still* turn up, turn down, turn left 180degree....*.



But Khairi was such a smart boy with smart reflexes, he passed the cube to Eugene above the table infront of Mr.XXXXX, guessed what happened next?




A. If you know what happened then skip this crap

B. we all survived for 3 seconds and died

C. Mr.XXXX snatched the cube and played with it

D.We are all KO'ed


/
/ Smart ppl will choose C!
/
^------^ -------------
l . . l
( @ )







When Khairi threw the cube to EU, Mr.XXXXX SAW!!!!! HE SAW!!! HE SAW!!!! HE SAW!!!! HE SCOLDED US! he saw a piece of paper on the floor and scolded us LOL. Lucky us, lemme describe the situation briefly.


X------------ ID: Mr. XXXXX




Z ---------------- me



EU---------------eugene



TJ---------------Tjen



KY----------------khairi



Tjen : I miss someone!!!

Me : Khairi!!! put down the cube!

KY : * dosent seem to care *

EU : World peace is all bull shit!

MY : Ni kunji sampade ! * run away*
___________________________
Then.... Mr. XxXxx flew in the room...
---------------------------------------


MR. XXX : TEST NOW TEST NOW TEST NOW

TJ : GGGGGGGGGGG!

Z : PUT DOWN YOU DOG!

KY : wa dam hard to turn la, yes! left right up left.... what is after left?

EU : Only dogs will want to live in fear!



_____________________________
After 2 seconds of tempo deafness, Khairi
heard me and passed to cube to EU.
------------------------------------------


TJ : May RC ( red cross) bless me.

Z : * sudah faint*

KY : smiling

EU : * stuff the cube into his anus *


As for the ending.......... use your dam imaginations ! I am so bored writing all this crap, and congrats to all of you for wasting 5 minutes reading this totally worthless crap. Sorry la.

We are so dead.

Hahaha... the moment you read this post, you lifespan is 55 days( days from now to PMR ). On a so boring day like today, I went to school so early until there is no one there but myself lol hahaha sien.

Then here comes moral, Norliah gave our class a stupid of moral . and I spent 1 hours leaning my forehead against the table , so fun lol.

Yay.... last two periods, english teacher gave some crappy notes and demand us to write a speech for no reason and I just learnt that " the soil in the area is heavy" can be changed into " the soil in this area is over-weight" LOL, pn suritha said so

If you are reading this paragraph ,that means you are boring enough to read this boring till the core post.

Mooncake festival~~~ coming soon~~~

As every girl and boy knows, Chinese celebrates the mooncake festival, literally known as Mid-Autumn Festival at the 15th of August. That is when people eat mooncakes under the moon and blablabla. Usually, a person who is smart like me will ask for the story behind it. And I did, I googled and these is what I got.

Version 1: The earth once had ten suns circling over it, each taking turn to illuminate the earth. One day, however, all ten suns appeared together, scorching the earth with their heat. Houyi, a strong and tyrannical archer, saved the earth by shooting down nine of the suns. He eventually became King, but grew to become a despot.

One day, Houyi stole the elixir of life from a goddess. However, his beautiful wife, Chang'e, drank it in order to save the people from her husband’s tyrannical rule. After drinking it, she found herself floating, and flew to the moon. Houyi loved his divinely beautiful wife so much, he did not shoot down the moon.

Boring right? After reading this story, you will then realize how narrow are the imaginations of those ancient people.And if Chang'er really flew to the moon, why didn't the American astronauts find her? Does it make sense?Of course it dosent.... I actually prefer my own version of story for this festival, which is....


Twice upon a time, a guy called HouYi saw 10 suns in sky when he was looking for 1 cents on the ground. He then took out his bow, and shot an arrow through the sky..... the arrow soar through the sky and.... it dropped on his ear after 3 seconds. But he was a man, he shoot and shoot until he ran out of arrows and became deaf.

HouYi had no choice but to play hack and made himself a bowmaster, what a smart boy! After the hack, he managed to shoot his arrow through the ozone layer,but..... as you learn in science, objects that penetrate(don't be sick) through the ozone layer will... be burnt.So he failed again.... so sad.

After learning his lesson from his mistake, his brain evolved from Snowbro to Slowpoke(devolving). He then buy an A4 paper and drew 10 suns on it, and poke through the "suns" one by one. Impressed by his own heroic deed, he went back home to find his wife, Chang'er.

When he reached home, Chang'er jumped and landed a big tight slap on his face without saying anything. Before HoiYi had a chance to say " you b!tc*! ", Chang'er took the paper with 10 "suns" on it and screamed at him" Betrayer of the wife!!! You actually have a picture of 5 pair of b00bs! OMG! YOU POOKK THEM SUMMORE!!!IS THAT WHAT YOU DO EVERYDAY WHEN YOU ARE OUT!??!?!"

Puzzled by what his wife was saying, HouYi didn't know what to say, so he just said" YES! YOU NOOB!" and accidentally spit his saliva into Chang'er's mouth. She fainted and float to her journey to the moon at 1 mm per year speed. That is the reason why the American astronauts can't find Chang'er on the moon surface since she is still floating on her way to the moon.


Rate the useless wikipedia version of story and my make'sense story , out of ten, in my chat box ^^

The "F" word

Nowadays, if you ask anyone who is above 12 years-old in school or anywhere" What is the "F" word?", they will either say the word or laugh over your retardedness for 3 seconds.

The "F" word is actually F__ U__ C__ K, but wait.... how many words start with the letter "F" in the dictionary? Ok... let's see... the first word in the "F" category in actually fab. If you use your dam brains,and ask yourself " Why did people call F*** the "F" word out of the countless "F" starting words?"

Do you think justice is served? Think again, I am quite sure that F*** has the most negative and rude word among the other f words. However, F*** gets the title " The 'F' Word", don't you think it is unfair? Even the word fart is better f***.

Therefore, I hereby hope all of you change the "F" word title to other letters for the sake of F words.

TO TJEN YAO ONLY::

We are still even, you dog!!!!!!!

Round 2 with Tjen

As for round 2... hehe I accidentally chose Luna the moon rider and Tjen, a.k.a Mr. counter chose drow. However I managed to guess the neding of the game, and it ended up ME WINNING....................... in the losing way lol.

The game started and we went to middle for the sake of going to middle,we played and Tjen was taking advantage of his dam high damage and range and landed some heavy blows on me. But I however, was able to last for 6 minutes until Tjen first blooded me for no reason.

I cried in front of my computer for 24 seconds ( Luna's respawn time ) and continued playing like a man. This time, Tjen was the same as me, he lanC too much and went way too close to me until my luna's hand touched something that musnt be touched. I used my dam ulti on him and he died and he said nice once again( he always say nice when some1 kills ).

After turning the tables for 3 minutes until Tjen killed me again, I lost my will to fight but I still played for the sake of losing. so Tjen killed and killed and killed until he got a DOMINATING streak. He could have destroy my dam tower but he didnt, he was a man.

I knew that I will lose in no time if i dont farm fast, so I farmed in the forest for duno how long until I earned 2.6k. But when I was on my way to kill ursa warriors, drow shot my luna's groing part and kept shooting and silenced me.Proud of myself to survive for more than 15 minutes in the jungle, Tjen said "hahaha noob!" for no reason and he ended the game. Sad ending lol.

Round 1 with tjen

On a not boring day like yesterday, Tjen the noob wants to play dota with me for the sake of playing. As the pro , I had no choice but to accept his challenge.

The 1st round was the most fun dota game I have ever played, Tjen, as usual used his delay hero tactic and waited for me to choose a hero. Filled with fury, I chose huskar for no reason while Tjen chose Axe. After 2 minutes the game started, Tjen's com spoil and he dced, leaving his poor little axe to be firstblooded by me. After that, i left the game( What else can i do? )

The 2nd is as known as kegemilangan TZE, we used the sam hero and played like men.Out of my imaginations, Tjen used some weird block-creep-between-towers-and-farm technique and managed to farm well despiting the fact that I am throwing my painless burning arrows on him.

The game continued.... I manage to get a first-blood on Tjen, and he said nice ( of course it is nice). After killing him once, I was too lanc until I went whacking him at half life and the fight began....My huskar was throwing spears at axe's groin part but he don't seem to care as he have a groin-plate. And while fighting, Axe accidentally stepped on a banana skin and accidentally land his culling blade on me, and I died for cow's sake.

After being humiliated by tjen and axe, I on hack( just joking ) and managed to kill him till a UNSTOPPABLE! streak and ended the game in less than 35 minutes ( I m not lanCing).

A day with Eugene in my house.

On a boring day like yesterday, Eugene the noob made a request to come to my house to do something (we are boys), and I said yes. So I waited at home until 3 pm and saw Eugene outside my housegate burned by the hot sun.After making him to suffer outside for 3 seconds, i let him in, and we went up.....

The naughty went to my dam toilet to release faeces and after 20 minutes ( he is lack of fibre therefore suffering from constipation) we played a dota game with chee, 3v3 AI.

So the game started..... Eugene the beginner chose the one sento, chee chose riki and I use my NEVERMORE HAHAHA.While looking forward to Eugene's performance, I heard FIRST BLOOD! after 2 secs had started. Chee was like WTF, and I was FTW. Eugene was like oh my cow! And the game continued..... blabla.....bla......blabla. Since the game was hosted by chee, I and Eugene had suffered from the most Geng lagness in history, and we left the game.

For the second round, I totally forgotten so use your dam imaginations to make up a story.

As for the third round..... Chee got to go so only I and Euglena continued playing like men. Eugene improved like pikachu evolving into a raichu, he managed to turn the table despiting the fact he died 10+ times. Plus the assistance of the mighty me, the opponent dosent "sit" a chance to win so we won.

The fourth round was okok since we won the game with assistance of my cousin though he was doing nothing but feeding . And we won as well.

After the fourth 1, Euglena's parents came to fetch him and we sayonara, i know this post is sien so don't complain you dogs!

HOLY SHYT!

Have you been wondering why are we always saying" holy shit"? If you want to know or don't want to know, just take a look.

There are some scientifically possible theories , like a man walking pass a road and stepped on a pile of shit and slipped.Before he had a chance to scold it,a CMY went pass him like wind with the speed of a tortoise and left him thanking the shit for saving him from breaking into 23656234 pieces and named the shit,"holy shit"!

However, some people says support this thoery: An ancient( not roshan ) who lived in -3rd century accidentally jumped into the Bermuda Triangle and time travelled to our time. After he realised that he was in a desert, he cried out loud for 0.2 micro seconds. Then, here came a camel and released faeces on the ground, the ancient guy, who had no choice, went towards the piece of shit and ate it as though it was the most delicious food on earth.After that, he accidentally got dragged into a wormhole and went back to his time and told his family to respect shit.

The Sports Dat WOOO

On last friday, an innocent little boy, who is me went to school at 5.30 AM ( don't rub your eyes, it is AM) for some crappy marching practice. But guess what, they said I am just a substittute LOL?! and I stayed there livelessly until around 7 am.

Out of the greens, Tjen appeared before me and keep boasting about how good is the kadet polis and blablabla..... After that.....and........also.........blabla.Then the time came, the marching session started and the noobish people went marching like cows. Out of the five houses, Blue was obviously the most chunted 1 la( because they got first lol ).

We also watch the unit beruniform marching which was so cacated too. After watching, I and Tjen called our parents to make a leave. BUT, when we were about to leave, A stupid looking, porky boy with a nose which is as big as my nike bottle blocked in the path and said some crap like : " Only EX students are allowed to leave, you moron!" , "Sorry, you can't leave since you are't a girl.."

After arguing for 2 seconds, I and Tjen decided to retreat and wait for a second chance to sneak out. 2 minutes passed, a girl with freaking short pants ( Tjen told me )and with OUR school's yellow PJ shirt walked towards the porky boy while I and Tjen waiting for the results. Unbelievably, They chatted for like 3 secs and the porky boy let her pass , and we were hanging I-dont believe-it sort of expression.

So, I made a science peka report.

Hypothesis: Porky boy is sexist
Constant variable: Stupidity of the porky boy
Manipulated: Your gender and shortness of your pants
Responding : Whether he let you pass

Tjen also proposed a theory that the girl promised the porky boy that she will F with him LOL, TJEN ROXXOR.

After 4 hours, I suddenly thought of some stupid games to play hide and seek with Tjen in the whole school for fun to kill time.

After killing all the time, we went back home. And i stayed in school for 7 hours doing nothing so sien.


WANTED!!!WANTED!!WANTED!!

IF YOU MANAGE TO LAND A PUNCH ON A BOY CALLED CHONG ZIQI( THE USELESS PREFECT)'S PORKY FACE, YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY ME, AND THE REWARD IS 10 CENTS PER 100 PUCNHES!

Test your dam BP!

If you are a boy or girl, take this BP test to see whether you can beat me hahaha..
There are a total of 10 questions ,2 points each, tell me your answers in school or you are a dog.
Btw,question 11 is the bonus question.

Number 1 : How many letters can you see in this post?

Number 2 : How many *number* can you see in this post?

Number 3 : Explain what is Gila.

Number 4 : Define what is BP.

Number 5 : ADGJ? *Guess what is after J.*

Number 6 : When will the blue moon rise?

Number 7 : 4 3 2 3 ? * What is ? *

Number 8 : brokeak thanlis chalode ivyof yodaju cacan. * break the code*

Number 9 : Is Darth Vader strong?

Number 10: If you make mirror A to face another mirror B, how many mirrors can you
see in mirror A ?

Number 11: Is LTZ smart? ( Bonus 20 points )





I,got all number of questions correct since I am the setter lol, get more than 30 and you are a genius.

One cent? 一毛? wan sento?

While being locked up in a condominium in Ipoh for 3 days and 3 nights, the mighty Tzeheng suddenly thought of something new to be posted in this mighty blog created by a mighty being named Tzeheng, hahahaha... Let's all discover the mystique of one cent.

As the mighty being Tzeheng... I have no idea why on earth did idiotic people cause so much diversion in the names of one cent.

As an example, Chinese people call one cent 一毛 . Who on earth will call an innocent one cent one hair?

Not only that, Japanese people even call one cent " wan sento ". When I learnt this fact, I trembled for 0.573465734657349 micro second , shocked by the foolishness of these people. Wan? It reminds me of Encik Wan , my teach, silly right? Sento? It can only remind me of Centaur Warchief , a hero which is as useless as CMY ( no offense lol ).

As the mighty being, I feel so sorry for one cent for its ridiculously stupid names made by noob people.

Ok, let's all not remember what I said just now . Let's talk about the uses of one cent HAHAHAHAHA



1 -one hundred one cents make a riggit.
2 -ten thousand one cents make RM 100
3 -you can kill a person with one cent by throwing it into his/ her throat.
4 -throwing one cent into the sea will increase the sea level by 0.000000001 cm.
5 -one cent increases the weight of Earth by 2 grams.
6 -you can test whether you are lucky with one cent.
7 -you can test whether you are unlucky with one cent.
8 -you can use one cent to "shoo" a beggar away.
9 -people use one cent to scratch their 马票 or whatsoever.
10-one cent is more valuable than half a cent.
11-Tzeheng likes one cent.
12-one cent is as important as one cent. ( make sense )
13-one cent is metal.
14-one cent is not a non-metal.
15-metals are ductile.
16-metals are heavy.
17-metals are metals.
18-one cent can make an object which is 1 gram heavy heavier by 2 grams.
19-1 + 2 = 3
20-one cent = wan sento = one centaur warchief.
21-you can scratch a car with one cent.
22-you can throw one cent to a guy.
23-one cent + one cent = two cents.
24-one cent is heavier than our hair.
25-one is the second smallest number.
26-[O]-only
27-[N]-noobs
28-[E]-earn
29-[ ]- dont you even know what is a spacebar?
30-[C]-cents
31-[E]-everyday
32-[N]-negatively
33-[T]-think your self
34-I dont feel like writing anymore
35-But I still have to do it
36-Ok lets continue
37-Hmmmm......
38-What should I write?
39-What about....
40-Huat has disconnected

Do you know that colours decide WHO you are?

Do you know that colours are the deciding factors of your personality? Don't believe? Fine...... Let the mighty pro tze teach you....

First of all choose a colour

A- Red B- Yellow C- Orange D-Green E- Blue

F- Purple ( or violet) G- Black H- Pink I- Colourless

J- Grey


Done choosing your favourite colour?? Ok,have a deep breath, and dont blink your eyes or you are a noob.

A ( Red )
If you choose red, you are a gay because of...... i don't know.

B ( Orange )
Orange is overall an acceptable colour but since the almighty tze dosen't like it... you are a noob if you choose this.

C ( Yellow )
If you choose yellow, please don't visit my blog since this isn't a porno blog.

D ( Green )
If you think green is a healthy colour since it is the colour of plants, you are so wrong ,because.....( use your imaginations to answer yourself)

E ( Blue )
people who choose blue as their colour are either noob or very noob since Chelsea footballers wear blue uniforms .

F ( Purple or violet )
Purple or violet is a ****ing colour because i say so.

G ( Black )
If you choose black, you are either trying to act cool or emo, you must grow up ,,,, like me.

H ( Colourless )
If you choose this, you better go for a brain checkup since colourless isn't a colour noobie.

J ( Grey )
Lazy to explain.

Z ( Tzeheng colour)
people who choose this are freaking smart like me since I am so pro.








If you choose Z ,you are a genius but there is no Z option... you are a noob hahahahaha ( no offence )

Holidays!!!!!

Muhahwahahawhahahwahaha, after being tortured by exams and all the crap studying for 2 weeks......... We are as free as birdies (dun think sick) !!!!!!!!!!!!!

I own

what the heck why everybody is entertaining the HUMBLE guy but not mine F5. Behold, the revival of my blog!! hahahahahahahaha

Cant stand complains from nubs...........

Ok la, after the complaining from lychee n tjen yao i decided to make a shoutbox for u guys to post comments.

lol

Don't click here!

Aiyo

lol since i rili got nth to write.... i think i will just write some jokes ba, enjoy XP ----------------------------------------------


Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who cr8ed the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin n jabbed her in the rear.

“God Almighty!” shouted Janice n the teacher said, “Very good” n Janice fell bak asleep.

A while ltr the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.

“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell bak asleep.

Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.

This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”

… the teacher fainted! lol