Writing this post for fun!

Hahaha... on a boring day like tomorrow, a retarded teacher made an anouncement in a retarded tone and said "Student XXXXX in beyond godlike with H1N1!! someone stop him!! ( copy from dota)" Tjen was "I have the blessing of RX hahaha." and Eugene" Oh no! I forgotten to bring the *nice book*!"

After I heard this, I went to the canteen to wash my hands like a cow washing its legs and I was misunderstood by Tjen and Eugene just for abadoning them for 2 minutes, so silly. After eating my chicken rice, I washed my hands again, and again I was miunderstood by the 2 cows, Eugene and Tjen, silly as ever.

And again, I couldn't resist the urge to play dota though I told Tjen that I will quit. Again I played and again I fed, I fed so badly till my teammates scolded me noob though I am better than the rest of them. I am just writing this paragraph just to make this post longer and to increase your power hahaha.

Read a fairytail and stuff the ending into this paragraph, I am so lazy to write though I am writing now lol.

The day that I almost died on....

Hahaha.... On a boring saturday like today, I went to school for sake of not being whack by Mr.You-Know-Who, I don't wanna write his name just in case he discovers this blog and skin me alive.


It was so boring till I cried for 2 seconds, the science teacher didnt even bother to teach us and just slept there like a science teacher and leaving us discussing about world peace and that sort of crap. The math period was so fun man.... guess what? I brought something to school la ok, guess what izit?

A. a blink dagger









B. a retarded rubik's cube










C. a retarded laptop










D. a retarded handphone




YES! I brought................................................ a knife! my foot.... actually.. i brought a cube and we ( eugene the pro, tjen yao the pro and tzeheng the noob) played the cube like cows playing with a tiger til recess was omost over.( I should have brought a camera to school to take pictures...........)



Eugene was so brave, he continued playing like a woman when Pn. Haminda was in 3BR until I demanded him to stop. After that, we had a competition and the results are........



1st [ Champion of the day! ] Tjen yao!!!!!!------------------------------ 1:45 min



2nd[ Unlucky only! ] Tze ( me ) ------------------------------- 1.54 min



3rd [ "this cube is dam hard to twist leh!] Eugene--------------------- 2 min



Hahaha...... so sad Eugene, you were 6 seconds behind me.



After Math period, the real fun begins! muhwawahwhahhaha. Khairi or Kyrie joined the crowd and scolded me noob for the sake of wasting his saliva, he took the cube and lan[C] under Tjen and my nose like a Kyrie.



So he played and played and suddenly............. Mr.XXXXX appeared out of the pinks and entered our class! I was " Khairi ! Khairi! XXXX!XXXXX!", Tjen was " GG.com!", Eugene was " I don't wanna to live in fear, you dogs!" But , it was way too late,Khairi was still* turn up, turn down, turn left 180degree....*.



But Khairi was such a smart boy with smart reflexes, he passed the cube to Eugene above the table infront of Mr.XXXXX, guessed what happened next?




A. If you know what happened then skip this crap

B. we all survived for 3 seconds and died

C. Mr.XXXX snatched the cube and played with it

D.We are all KO'ed


/
/ Smart ppl will choose C!
/
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l . . l
( @ )







When Khairi threw the cube to EU, Mr.XXXXX SAW!!!!! HE SAW!!! HE SAW!!!! HE SAW!!!! HE SCOLDED US! he saw a piece of paper on the floor and scolded us LOL. Lucky us, lemme describe the situation briefly.


X------------ ID: Mr. XXXXX




Z ---------------- me



EU---------------eugene



TJ---------------Tjen



KY----------------khairi



Tjen : I miss someone!!!

Me : Khairi!!! put down the cube!

KY : * dosent seem to care *

EU : World peace is all bull shit!

MY : Ni kunji sampade ! * run away*
___________________________
Then.... Mr. XxXxx flew in the room...
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MR. XXX : TEST NOW TEST NOW TEST NOW

TJ : GGGGGGGGGGG!

Z : PUT DOWN YOU DOG!

KY : wa dam hard to turn la, yes! left right up left.... what is after left?

EU : Only dogs will want to live in fear!



_____________________________
After 2 seconds of tempo deafness, Khairi
heard me and passed to cube to EU.
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TJ : May RC ( red cross) bless me.

Z : * sudah faint*

KY : smiling

EU : * stuff the cube into his anus *


As for the ending.......... use your dam imaginations ! I am so bored writing all this crap, and congrats to all of you for wasting 5 minutes reading this totally worthless crap. Sorry la.

We are so dead.

Hahaha... the moment you read this post, you lifespan is 55 days( days from now to PMR ). On a so boring day like today, I went to school so early until there is no one there but myself lol hahaha sien.

Then here comes moral, Norliah gave our class a stupid of moral . and I spent 1 hours leaning my forehead against the table , so fun lol.

Yay.... last two periods, english teacher gave some crappy notes and demand us to write a speech for no reason and I just learnt that " the soil in the area is heavy" can be changed into " the soil in this area is over-weight" LOL, pn suritha said so

If you are reading this paragraph ,that means you are boring enough to read this boring till the core post.