Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Aiyo
lol since i rili got nth to write.... i think i will just write some jokes ba, enjoy XP ----------------------------------------------
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who cr8ed the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin n jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice n the teacher said, “Very good” n Janice fell bak asleep.
A while ltr the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell bak asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted! lol
Little Janice was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me Janice, who cr8ed the universe?” When Janice didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin n jabbed her in the rear.
“God Almighty!” shouted Janice n the teacher said, “Very good” n Janice fell bak asleep.
A while ltr the teacher asked Janice, “Who is our Lord and Saviour.” But, Janice didn’t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“Jesus Christ!” shouted Janice and the teacher said, “Very good,” and Janice fell bak asleep.
Then the teacher asked Janice a third question. “What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?” and again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Janice jumped up and shouted, “If you stick me with that thing one more time, I’ll break it in half and stick it up your ass!”
… the teacher fainted! lol
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