Have you been wondering why are we always saying" holy shit"? If you want to know or don't want to know, just take a look.
There are some scientifically possible theories , like a man walking pass a road and stepped on a pile of shit and slipped.Before he had a chance to scold it,a CMY went pass him like wind with the speed of a tortoise and left him thanking the shit for saving him from breaking into 23656234 pieces and named the shit,"holy shit"!
However, some people says support this thoery: An ancient( not roshan ) who lived in -3rd century accidentally jumped into the Bermuda Triangle and time travelled to our time. After he realised that he was in a desert, he cried out loud for 0.2 micro seconds. Then, here came a camel and released faeces on the ground, the ancient guy, who had no choice, went towards the piece of shit and ate it as though it was the most delicious food on earth.After that, he accidentally got dragged into a wormhole and went back to his time and told his family to respect shit.
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Sunday, June 28, 2009
The Sports Dat WOOO
On last friday, an innocent little boy, who is me went to school at 5.30 AM ( don't rub your eyes, it is AM) for some crappy marching practice. But guess what, they said I am just a substittute LOL?! and I stayed there livelessly until around 7 am.
Out of the greens, Tjen appeared before me and keep boasting about how good is the kadet polis and blablabla..... After that.....and........also.........blabla.Then the time came, the marching session started and the noobish people went marching like cows. Out of the five houses, Blue was obviously the most chunted 1 la( because they got first lol ).
We also watch the unit beruniform marching which was so cacated too. After watching, I and Tjen called our parents to make a leave. BUT, when we were about to leave, A stupid looking, porky boy with a nose which is as big as my nike bottle blocked in the path and said some crap like : " Only EX students are allowed to leave, you moron!" , "Sorry, you can't leave since you are't a girl.."
After arguing for 2 seconds, I and Tjen decided to retreat and wait for a second chance to sneak out. 2 minutes passed, a girl with freaking short pants ( Tjen told me )and with OUR school's yellow PJ shirt walked towards the porky boy while I and Tjen waiting for the results. Unbelievably, They chatted for like 3 secs and the porky boy let her pass , and we were hanging I-dont believe-it sort of expression.
So, I made a science peka report.
Hypothesis: Porky boy is sexist
Constant variable: Stupidity of the porky boy
Manipulated: Your gender and shortness of your pants
Responding : Whether he let you pass
Tjen also proposed a theory that the girl promised the porky boy that she will F with him LOL, TJEN ROXXOR.
After 4 hours, I suddenly thought of some stupid games to play hide and seek with Tjen in the whole school for fun to kill time.
After killing all the time, we went back home. And i stayed in school for 7 hours doing nothing so sien.
WANTED!!!WANTED!!WANTED!!
IF YOU MANAGE TO LAND A PUNCH ON A BOY CALLED CHONG ZIQI( THE USELESS PREFECT)'S PORKY FACE, YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY ME, AND THE REWARD IS 10 CENTS PER 100 PUCNHES!
Out of the greens, Tjen appeared before me and keep boasting about how good is the kadet polis and blablabla..... After that.....and........also.........blabla.Then the time came, the marching session started and the noobish people went marching like cows. Out of the five houses, Blue was obviously the most chunted 1 la( because they got first lol ).
We also watch the unit beruniform marching which was so cacated too. After watching, I and Tjen called our parents to make a leave. BUT, when we were about to leave, A stupid looking, porky boy with a nose which is as big as my nike bottle blocked in the path and said some crap like : " Only EX students are allowed to leave, you moron!" , "Sorry, you can't leave since you are't a girl.."
After arguing for 2 seconds, I and Tjen decided to retreat and wait for a second chance to sneak out. 2 minutes passed, a girl with freaking short pants ( Tjen told me )and with OUR school's yellow PJ shirt walked towards the porky boy while I and Tjen waiting for the results. Unbelievably, They chatted for like 3 secs and the porky boy let her pass , and we were hanging I-dont believe-it sort of expression.
So, I made a science peka report.
Hypothesis: Porky boy is sexist
Constant variable: Stupidity of the porky boy
Manipulated: Your gender and shortness of your pants
Responding : Whether he let you pass
Tjen also proposed a theory that the girl promised the porky boy that she will F with him LOL, TJEN ROXXOR.
After 4 hours, I suddenly thought of some stupid games to play hide and seek with Tjen in the whole school for fun to kill time.
After killing all the time, we went back home. And i stayed in school for 7 hours doing nothing so sien.
WANTED!!!WANTED!!WANTED!!
IF YOU MANAGE TO LAND A PUNCH ON A BOY CALLED CHONG ZIQI( THE USELESS PREFECT)'S PORKY FACE, YOU WILL BE REWARDED BY ME, AND THE REWARD IS 10 CENTS PER 100 PUCNHES!
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Test your dam BP!
If you are a boy or girl, take this BP test to see whether you can beat me hahaha..
There are a total of 10 questions ,2 points each, tell me your answers in school or you are a dog.
Btw,question 11 is the bonus question.
Number 1 : How many letters can you see in this post?
Number 2 : How many *number* can you see in this post?
Number 3 : Explain what is Gila.
Number 4 : Define what is BP.
Number 5 : ADGJ? *Guess what is after J.*
Number 6 : When will the blue moon rise?
Number 7 : 4 3 2 3 ? * What is ? *
Number 8 : brokeak thanlis chalode ivyof yodaju cacan. * break the code*
Number 9 : Is Darth Vader strong?
Number 10: If you make mirror A to face another mirror B, how many mirrors can you
see in mirror A ?
Number 11: Is LTZ smart? ( Bonus 20 points )
I,got all number of questions correct since I am the setter lol, get more than 30 and you are a genius.
There are a total of 10 questions ,2 points each, tell me your answers in school or you are a dog.
Btw,question 11 is the bonus question.
Number 1 : How many letters can you see in this post?
Number 2 : How many *number* can you see in this post?
Number 3 : Explain what is Gila.
Number 4 : Define what is BP.
Number 5 : ADGJ? *Guess what is after J.*
Number 6 : When will the blue moon rise?
Number 7 : 4 3 2 3 ? * What is ? *
Number 8 : brokeak thanlis chalode ivyof yodaju cacan. * break the code*
Number 9 : Is Darth Vader strong?
Number 10: If you make mirror A to face another mirror B, how many mirrors can you
see in mirror A ?
Number 11: Is LTZ smart? ( Bonus 20 points )
I,got all number of questions correct since I am the setter lol, get more than 30 and you are a genius.
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
One cent? 一毛? wan sento?
While being locked up in a condominium in Ipoh for 3 days and 3 nights, the mighty Tzeheng suddenly thought of something new to be posted in this mighty blog created by a mighty being named Tzeheng, hahahaha... Let's all discover the mystique of one cent.
As the mighty being Tzeheng... I have no idea why on earth did idiotic people cause so much diversion in the names of one cent.
As an example, Chinese people call one cent 一毛 . Who on earth will call an innocent one cent one hair?
Not only that, Japanese people even call one cent " wan sento ". When I learnt this fact, I trembled for 0.573465734657349 micro second , shocked by the foolishness of these people. Wan? It reminds me of Encik Wan , my teach, silly right? Sento? It can only remind me of Centaur Warchief , a hero which is as useless as CMY ( no offense lol ).
As the mighty being, I feel so sorry for one cent for its ridiculously stupid names made by noob people.
Ok, let's all not remember what I said just now . Let's talk about the uses of one cent HAHAHAHAHA
1 -one hundred one cents make a riggit.
2 -ten thousand one cents make RM 100
3 -you can kill a person with one cent by throwing it into his/ her throat.
4 -throwing one cent into the sea will increase the sea level by 0.000000001 cm.
5 -one cent increases the weight of Earth by 2 grams.
6 -you can test whether you are lucky with one cent.
7 -you can test whether you are unlucky with one cent.
8 -you can use one cent to "shoo" a beggar away.
9 -people use one cent to scratch their 马票 or whatsoever.
10-one cent is more valuable than half a cent.
11-Tzeheng likes one cent.
12-one cent is as important as one cent. ( make sense )
13-one cent is metal.
14-one cent is not a non-metal.
15-metals are ductile.
16-metals are heavy.
17-metals are metals.
18-one cent can make an object which is 1 gram heavy heavier by 2 grams.
19-1 + 2 = 3
20-one cent = wan sento = one centaur warchief.
21-you can scratch a car with one cent.
22-you can throw one cent to a guy.
23-one cent + one cent = two cents.
24-one cent is heavier than our hair.
25-one is the second smallest number.
26-[O]-only
27-[N]-noobs
28-[E]-earn
29-[ ]- dont you even know what is a spacebar?
30-[C]-cents
31-[E]-everyday
32-[N]-negatively
33-[T]-think your self
34-I dont feel like writing anymore
35-But I still have to do it
36-Ok lets continue
37-Hmmmm......
38-What should I write?
39-What about....
40-Huat has disconnected
As the mighty being Tzeheng... I have no idea why on earth did idiotic people cause so much diversion in the names of one cent.
As an example, Chinese people call one cent 一毛 . Who on earth will call an innocent one cent one hair?
Not only that, Japanese people even call one cent " wan sento ". When I learnt this fact, I trembled for 0.573465734657349 micro second , shocked by the foolishness of these people. Wan? It reminds me of Encik Wan , my teach, silly right? Sento? It can only remind me of Centaur Warchief , a hero which is as useless as CMY ( no offense lol ).
As the mighty being, I feel so sorry for one cent for its ridiculously stupid names made by noob people.
Ok, let's all not remember what I said just now . Let's talk about the uses of one cent HAHAHAHAHA
1 -one hundred one cents make a riggit.
2 -ten thousand one cents make RM 100
3 -you can kill a person with one cent by throwing it into his/ her throat.
4 -throwing one cent into the sea will increase the sea level by 0.000000001 cm.
5 -one cent increases the weight of Earth by 2 grams.
6 -you can test whether you are lucky with one cent.
7 -you can test whether you are unlucky with one cent.
8 -you can use one cent to "shoo" a beggar away.
9 -people use one cent to scratch their 马票 or whatsoever.
10-one cent is more valuable than half a cent.
11-Tzeheng likes one cent.
12-one cent is as important as one cent. ( make sense )
13-one cent is metal.
14-one cent is not a non-metal.
15-metals are ductile.
16-metals are heavy.
17-metals are metals.
18-one cent can make an object which is 1 gram heavy heavier by 2 grams.
19-1 + 2 = 3
20-one cent = wan sento = one centaur warchief.
21-you can scratch a car with one cent.
22-you can throw one cent to a guy.
23-one cent + one cent = two cents.
24-one cent is heavier than our hair.
25-one is the second smallest number.
26-[O]-only
27-[N]-noobs
28-[E]-earn
29-[ ]- dont you even know what is a spacebar?
30-[C]-cents
31-[E]-everyday
32-[N]-negatively
33-[T]-think your self
34-I dont feel like writing anymore
35-But I still have to do it
36-Ok lets continue
37-Hmmmm......
38-What should I write?
39-What about....
40-Huat has disconnected
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