Tuesday, June 30, 2009

HOLY SHYT!

Have you been wondering why are we always saying" holy shit"? If you want to know or don't want to know, just take a look.

There are some scientifically possible theories , like a man walking pass a road and stepped on a pile of shit and slipped.Before he had a chance to scold it,a CMY went pass him like wind with the speed of a tortoise and left him thanking the shit for saving him from breaking into 23656234 pieces and named the shit,"holy shit"!

However, some people says support this thoery: An ancient( not roshan ) who lived in -3rd century accidentally jumped into the Bermuda Triangle and time travelled to our time. After he realised that he was in a desert, he cried out loud for 0.2 micro seconds. Then, here came a camel and released faeces on the ground, the ancient guy, who had no choice, went towards the piece of shit and ate it as though it was the most delicious food on earth.After that, he accidentally got dragged into a wormhole and went back to his time and told his family to respect shit.

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