One cent? 一毛? wan sento?

While being locked up in a condominium in Ipoh for 3 days and 3 nights, the mighty Tzeheng suddenly thought of something new to be posted in this mighty blog created by a mighty being named Tzeheng, hahahaha... Let's all discover the mystique of one cent.

As the mighty being Tzeheng... I have no idea why on earth did idiotic people cause so much diversion in the names of one cent.

As an example, Chinese people call one cent 一毛 . Who on earth will call an innocent one cent one hair?

Not only that, Japanese people even call one cent " wan sento ". When I learnt this fact, I trembled for 0.573465734657349 micro second , shocked by the foolishness of these people. Wan? It reminds me of Encik Wan , my teach, silly right? Sento? It can only remind me of Centaur Warchief , a hero which is as useless as CMY ( no offense lol ).

As the mighty being, I feel so sorry for one cent for its ridiculously stupid names made by noob people.

Ok, let's all not remember what I said just now . Let's talk about the uses of one cent HAHAHAHAHA



1 -one hundred one cents make a riggit.
2 -ten thousand one cents make RM 100
3 -you can kill a person with one cent by throwing it into his/ her throat.
4 -throwing one cent into the sea will increase the sea level by 0.000000001 cm.
5 -one cent increases the weight of Earth by 2 grams.
6 -you can test whether you are lucky with one cent.
7 -you can test whether you are unlucky with one cent.
8 -you can use one cent to "shoo" a beggar away.
9 -people use one cent to scratch their 马票 or whatsoever.
10-one cent is more valuable than half a cent.
11-Tzeheng likes one cent.
12-one cent is as important as one cent. ( make sense )
13-one cent is metal.
14-one cent is not a non-metal.
15-metals are ductile.
16-metals are heavy.
17-metals are metals.
18-one cent can make an object which is 1 gram heavy heavier by 2 grams.
19-1 + 2 = 3
20-one cent = wan sento = one centaur warchief.
21-you can scratch a car with one cent.
22-you can throw one cent to a guy.
23-one cent + one cent = two cents.
24-one cent is heavier than our hair.
25-one is the second smallest number.
26-[O]-only
27-[N]-noobs
28-[E]-earn
29-[ ]- dont you even know what is a spacebar?
30-[C]-cents
31-[E]-everyday
32-[N]-negatively
33-[T]-think your self
34-I dont feel like writing anymore
35-But I still have to do it
36-Ok lets continue
37-Hmmmm......
38-What should I write?
39-What about....
40-Huat has disconnected